Taking the Goddang Bus!!!

Just like Homer Simpson says, "Buses are for jerks and lesbians"

God I hate taking the bus!!! In Frisco, it's one of the only options, especially when you try to get to the Financial District to work. Parking in the streets is like 2 bucks for 10 minutes!!! Yes, you read right, 2 bucks for flipping 10 minutes!!! So many times I have to endure the pain and agony known as riding the Muni- that's the name of the transit system in Frisco- to work. I have been on other buses, such as the SamTrans - that system serves San Mateo county - and it was a delight. Nice padded seats, AC, quiet folks, they have it going on. But Muni, goddang Muni is like a bus made to torture Guantanamo Bay prisoners!!!

First of all, it is flipping freezing most of the time because they have all the little windows on top open. But when it is hot, it is like a goddang smelly, shitty sauna with smelly losers and bums giving the bus a nice concoction of piss, sweat, trash, and body odor. Calvin Klein's "Bus Obsession," for jerks and lesbians. Exclusively at Muni.

Second, bums ride Muni because they always get on through the back door, just like the rest of the idiots. Where are the bums going you might ask? Who knows, maybe they're just cruising because they're tired from sleeping on the sidewalk next to their own piss and shit.

Thirdly, during the afternoon commute, the bus is a freaking circus!!! I'm sitting there surrounding with people on their cell phones talking about the most stupid, boring shit I ever heard. Now imagine some 8 dumb chicks yapping around you in a 360 degree circle. Now imagine some idiot "urban" dudes blasting stupid rap music to your left, a dude listening (with earphones on full blast) to a flippin' Mariachi band to your right, a fat sweaty pig taking up her entire seat and half of yours so you're practically squatting and some fool in a business suit with suitcases so big you think they're moving out of their apartment by bus, and some wrappers from Mickey D's stuck with stanky melted cheese all around your feet. That's what it's like every flipping day.

God, I'm gonna need to meditate just to get my mind off that personal hell. *sigh*